About Me

Well, I'm so glad you asked. I like dressing in woman's clothing, especially pink girly panties. One of my favorite colors is pink, though I'm also quite fond of the combination of blue and yellow; together they remind me of Van Gogh paintings. I also like the combination of brown and yellow becuase they represent the colors of Hufflepuff, my house at Hogwarts.

Generally I listen to two primary genres of music. The first is metal; mostly Melodic Death Metal, Symphonic Metal, Power Metal and Folk Death Metal. This includes the bands Xandria, Nightwish, Feuerschwanz, Within Temptation, Eluveitie, and Arch Enemy. The other primary genre I listen to I suppose I would call folk music, but I want to make the distinction between country and what I listen to. I mostly enjoy songs based around history, fairy tales, mythologies and legends. These include works from Karliene, Mentana, Deloraine and Melanie Mau and Martin Schnella.

Even though I was in elementary school by the time the first iPhone came out, I didn't get my first phone until I was a sophmore in high school. At the time this made it hard to make friends, but looking back I'm grateful for the decision my parents made and feel much better about my use of technology then a lot of people I know. The only console I ever had was an Nintendo Wii and I loved playing Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros Brawl with friends. When on my own I would often play Super Mario Galaxy or Epic Mickey. Outside of the Wii I played a ton of flashgames on the family computer, some of my favorites were Commando 2 and Age of War.

My real name is Chris but out here in the web I mostly go by Captain Seawater. I like it because the letters CS are my real initials and one of my favorite YouTuber’s growing up was CaptainSparklez. My profile picture is of Chris, the villain from the What’s New Scooby-Doo episode Roller Ghoster Ride. Shaggy wins the gang free tickets to an amusement park after winning a roller coaster design contest. Chris and her sister Terry own, operate and design rides for the park together.

We share the same name and I like that she’s a bit of a tomboy. Both because I find the rebellion very attractive, but also just the idea of a tomboy in general. I like that it’s a concept that hasn’t changed much in a few hundred years. Thair’s an old ballad about Anne Bonney the pirate that goes “They dressed me as a tom”, her dad dressed her as a boy because he was embarrassed of her. In the modern sense it’s still used to define a girl who dresses and acts like a boy. More assertive, less dainty. Girls like that are awesome, at least to me anyway.